Our Playful Platform

A media outlet sent us a survey to give our party's response to the key election issues. We decided to take a playful approach.
Our serious plaform is here.

THE PLAYFUL PLATFORM

1)The Carbon Tax:
We support it; but in addition the government should promote education on erotic pleasure. Most people are sexually unfulfilled and become shopaholics to compensate. That is a major cause of global warming. Hot sex will cool the planet.

2)How to improve BC's health care system:
Scientific studies show that orgasms have many health benefits. The more the erotic pleasure in your life, the better and longer your life is likely to be. The Sex Party would make our health care system much more sex-positive.

3)How to combat gang violence:
Gangsters are testosterone-crazed males who express their hormonal storm through violence. Sexual activity is a much healthier way of discharging surging male energy. Men convicted of gang offenses should have mandatory orgasm-testing. Minimum two climaxes a day or back to jail.

4) BC's #1 Economic Priority:
We must build a skilled and compassionate workforce of sex professionals. BC needs both “high tech” and “high touch”. Our universities and technical colleges should offer degrees for erotic touch professionals. We could become a world leader in this new technology.

5)The legalization of marijuana:
Yes! A common plant that remarkably improves erotic pleasure should be  honoured as our provincial flower, not prohibited.

6)The handling of aboriginal issues:
We have no policy on this.

7)How to secure the public's trust in our provincial government:
Leaders’ debates should be conducted in the nude. This will help make politicians appear more human. A politician who is comfortable in the raw has nothing to hide. Such transparency will build public trust.

8)Taxation:
We would remove all provincial taxes on anything designed to arouse sexual feelings, such as the sales tax on sex toys and sex manuals or licenses for erotic body workers.